Why send flowers when you can send… this unique gift?
Our chocolate dick is a fan-favorite bestseller for a reason — it’s hilarious, unexpected, and honestly kind of delicious. Whether you’re roasting a friend, spicing up a breakup, or delivering laughs for no reason at all, this milk chocolate daddy gets the job done with flavor and flair.
Delivered in our bold “eat a dick!” box, it’s the perfect punchline — or setup — for a custom song that hits even harder.
✅ Details:
- Solid milk chocolate (yes, it’s edible and awesome)
- Made in the United States
- Dimensions: 6 x 2 x 3 in
- Weight: 6 oz
- Packaged in our signature gift box
- Fun, shareable, and unforgettable
- Optionally anonymous — your secret’s safe with us
