Your package has arrived… and it’s standing tall.
This greeting card opens to reveal something far from G-rated — a fully erect 3D penis that rises up in all its paper-engineered glory. The cover reads “Your Package Has Arrived,” but once it’s opened, prepare for shock, laughter, and maybe some paper penis thirst!
Perfect for any occasion — whether it’s a funny gag gift, birthday, or a naughty anniversary card — this unique gift gets the job done with humor and style. Each card includes a blank note card so you can leave a heartfelt message—or just let the dick do the talking.
📨 Shipping Options:
To You: We’ll mail the card to you so you can deliver it personally or include it with other gifts.
To Recipient: We’ll mail it directly to the recipient with their address printed on the envelope, a return address, and your custom message printed on an enclosed note card.
✅ Details:
- Card Size: 5″ x 7″ (13cm x 18cm)
- Includes card, envelopment, and blank note card for personal message
- Full pop-up 3D penis inside — approx. 4.5 inches — size queens beware
- Ships discreetly, unless you say otherwise
- Perfect for: Dirty birthday cards, anniversary laughs, or just being the chaotic friend you were born to be – penis greeting cards for everyone!
