Say it with sugar… and just a little bit of spite.

The Eat Shit chocolate is exactly what it sounds like — a handmade milk chocolate turd packaged in a hilariously bold box that does all the talking for you. Whether it’s a breakup, a burn, or just the most unexpected birthday laugh ever, this funny prank gift is a delicious way to say what’s on your mind.

Hand-poured and fully edible (yes, really), this turd tastes a lot better than it looks — and it pairs perfectly with a custom song if you want to take the message to the next level.


Details:

  • Milk chocolate shaped like a literal turd
  • Delivered in a premium “Eat Shit!” box
  • Tasty, surprising, and undeniably bold
  • A unique gift for roasting friends, coworkers, or exes
  • Ships anonymously — we got your back(side)

Additional information

Weight0.25 lbs
Dimensions5 × 2 × 5 in

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