Say it with sugar… and just a little bit of spite.
The Eat Shit chocolate is exactly what it sounds like — a handmade milk chocolate turd packaged in a hilariously bold box that does all the talking for you. Whether it’s a breakup, a burn, or just the most unexpected birthday laugh ever, this funny prank gift is a delicious way to say what’s on your mind.
Hand-poured and fully edible (yes, really), this turd tastes a lot better than it looks — and it pairs perfectly with a custom song if you want to take the message to the next level.
✅ Details:
- Milk chocolate shaped like a literal turd
- Delivered in a premium “Eat Shit!” box
- Tasty, surprising, and undeniably bold
- A unique gift for roasting friends, coworkers, or exes
- Ships anonymously — we got your back(side)