Looking for a card that lifts spirits… and eyebrows?
This one’s got range. The front highlights six of the most time-honored boob nicknames: Boobies, Ta-Tas, Jugs, Breasts, Knockers, and Cans—a lighthearted tribute to the classics.
But the real surprise? Open it up and two perfectly cheeky 3D pop-up melons make their grand entrance. It’s unexpected, it’s playful, and it’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
Whether it’s for a birthday, a bachelor party, or just because you’re chaotic good, this is the kind of gift that reminds people: yes, boobs are still funny.
📨 Shipping Options:
To You: We’ll mail the card to you so you can deliver it personally or include it with other gifts.
To Recipient: We’ll mail it directly to the recipient with their address printed on the envelope, a return address, and your custom message printed on an enclosed note card.
✅ Details:
• Card Size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
• Includes: Envelope and blank 4″ x 6″ note card for your personal message
• Pop-Up Feature: Full 3D breasts inside, with illustrated boob types on the front
• Ships discreetly, unless you say otherwise
• Perfect for:
◦ Boob lovers of all genders
◦ Funny birthday cards
◦ Bachelor party gifts
◦ Random chaos and unexpected laughs
